Madlib...Adult reading only!!!

Here is a madlib that my crazy friends came up with. They wrote the story and at our couples shower they had everyone yell out certain words to fill in the blanks to the story. So here it is...

One __stormy__ day, Donnie met Maria in __the van___. It was _piss__ at first sight.
weather condition location emotion
They __masterbated_, ___drank__, and _bowled_ and then before you knew it, Maria found
bodily funciton activity activity
herself with child.

Maria told Donnie the __sexy__ news over a dinner of _asparagus__ & __oranges__.
adjective food food
Donnie exclaimed, "__shit__!" Over the course of ___9___ months Maria's _placenta__ got
exclamation # body part
__stinky__. Donnie thought it was pretty ___smelly__, but he was __happy__ with her
adjective description emotion
anyways.

Then the day came for Maria to have the baby. They raced to __Costa Rica__ in a
location
__Pacer__. Once inside Maria cried out, " My __clit__ hurts and is leaking __oil__!" After
old vehicle body part fluid
___27___ hours of labor, Donnie & Maria were the proud parents of a __12__ lb. baby boy.
# #
They couldn't be __grumpier__. THE END
emotion

February 7th, 2007

Well, I went to the doctor today, once again, I was there from 3:30pm to 6:30pm. My doctor is great, she had 7 ladies in labor, she said this is the most she has ever had in labor at one time. Anyways, she moved my due date up to the 7th. I will hit 33 weeks on Thursday, but am measuring 36. We are going to have a big baby. She also said that she feels that the baby is head down! I got scared!!
She also said my sugar looked good. We are going to check one more week to see how my sugar and eating are going. Then, I maybe off the hook.
The 29th we get a sonogram and then back to my doc on the 2nd!!!

32 weeks

I am now at 32 weeks and I am getting bigger and back is hurting more, my sides hurt like crazy when I sleep, and I can't breathe! So, life can't be any better!!!
I cannot multitask, my mind is mush, I am not creative whatsoever. Needless to say, I have not got all of the wedding presents put away, thank you cards out, and baby things are starting to come in and are not put away???
I do have my Christmas tree up, and thanks to Bubba and Donnie my outside lights. They are the brightest on the block!! They make me happy!

baby shower

Thank you to everyone who came to the baby shower. It was a great time! Thank you girls for having it for us.


ps...i love josh in the back ground!

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Baby's first Cowboys game!!!

YES....that is water!

The boys chuggin' one before we walk in.

Scottie violating the turkey.

Danny DeVito and Arnold.

The crazy girls.

Thanksgiving

Donnie and Choat fixing the girls throne.

I was a great Thanksgiving at the stadium. We had an add on this year, Mrs. Lisa Fay.