Here is a madlib that my crazy friends came up with. They wrote the story and at our couples shower they had everyone yell out certain words to fill in the blanks to the story. So here it is...
One __stormy__ day, Donnie met Maria in __the van___. It was _piss__ at first sight.
weather condition location emotion
They __masterbated_, ___drank__, and _bowled_ and then before you knew it, Maria found
bodily funciton activity activity
herself with child.
Maria told Donnie the __sexy__ news over a dinner of _asparagus__ & __oranges__.
adjective food food
Donnie exclaimed, "__shit__!" Over the course of ___9___ months Maria's _placenta__ got
exclamation # body part
__stinky__. Donnie thought it was pretty ___smelly__, but he was __happy__ with her
adjective description emotion
anyways.
Then the day came for Maria to have the baby. They raced to __Costa Rica__ in a
location
__Pacer__. Once inside Maria cried out, " My __clit__ hurts and is leaking __oil__!" After
old vehicle body part fluid
___27___ hours of labor, Donnie & Maria were the proud parents of a __12__ lb. baby boy.
# #
They couldn't be __grumpier__. THE END
emotion
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