Why I Love Bowling

Last night Donnie and I went to go bowling at Plano Super Bowl. Donnie bowls and I sit and watch him. Prior to my pregnancy, I would sit and watch and DRINK and make a drinking game out of his bowling game.
I like this little bowling alley for three reasons. First, they have a reasonable price for bowling and beer. Two, they have kareoke on Wednesday and Friday nights in the little bar in the bowling alley. People do not have to wait to sing, they just get up there whenever they want and they are not good. Thirdly, it is great people watching.
Well, I did not think this place could get any better until last night. If I ever had wanted to have a beer since I have been pregnant, it was then.
I saw this young man coming out of the bar with this huge like trophy thing!!!! My eyes were immediately focused on what he held. My mouth dropped when I finally figured out what it was. It was so huge, appeared heavy, a tad bit of sweat made it look sleek, and refreshing. My mouth watered, you know like you want to vomit but this was a great feeling sensation. Donnie could not pry my eyes off of it.
I am sorry I do not have a picture of it, but will get one soon, I was just so mesmerized. So, just picture this in your head.....
From bottom to top, a little wooden platform with a bowling ball on top. The bowling ball has a spout so beer can come out of it. Then attached to the top of the bowling ball is a bong plastic pipe looking thing. It is 100 ounces. So, that is 8.3 beers filled in the bong. It was so frosty and when the beer came out of the spout it was smooth pouring. I have never seen such good head on a beer! On the bong it had the 10 frames of bowling.
My eyes were fixated on that the whole night, I finally had to open a book to get my mind off of it, but it still was in the back of my mind! Once again, I apologize for no picture but I was stunned and am still fanticizing about it today.
My goal is to get one of those home with me!!!!!LOL

Cousin Moco

Here is a comment that some of my email buddies received and the other half did not. This comment was from my loud mouth, little nub, no good compradre, and cousin....Mike Fernandez aka MOCO (you know all mexicans have nick names, his translates to Booger, the ones that are up your nose!)


first of all dont show us your big stomach.i about threw up!! second if i want to see the cosby's i will watch nick tvland!!

i was very disturbed of the picture of bubba(mario to the white people)and that dog making love.

lena you better warn all you friends that dont know about our family at dances!! it could get ugly!! SOMEONE WILL GET THERE ASS GRABBED!! He is right on this one, so BE AWARE.

I would like to know what is different about you laying around all day now that your pregant then before.OHH! you have your clothes on now!what the hell you and the big tall white guy doing around a tree.(your first date is over)

ALL I KNOW IS THAT I WONT BE THE ONLY ONE TO GET SICK THE WEEKEND OF THE WEDDING!(p.s. that priest that married your mom and dad is still around? DAMN HE IS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Be Patient

We had our appointment today, but we did not get to see the baby. We heard the heart beat and it was pretty loud. My doctor is keeping my due date to February 12th. Everything looks good, blood work wise and from the last appointment, I have not gained too much or not enough weight. Doc said, I was just right.
September 14th is our tentative date to find out the sex of the baby. This time they will be taking a more extensive sonogram so that they can check the baby's heart, spinal cord, and brain. If we take a VHS tape, they will be able to record the baby.
We were excited to hear the heart beat and even more excited for September 14th.

Aurora and Lisa "The Papparazzi"

Always use "peeping toms" to take your photos, because they always take the best pictures, and they never miss a thing.

Aurora, thank you for taking such great photos. Lisa, what would we have done without you fluffing and directing. Thank you for a quick photo shoot!
Donnie and Maria

The Infamous Donnie

Many of you do not know what my fiance looks like. Well here we are. This is his stripper pose. This picture reminds me of the picture that a student from RHS had stolen from Walmart of me and another six foot "peach" friend and threatened to spread it throughout the school. This was about 4 or 5 yrs. ago. My leg is hyped up and I believe my lips were puckered!!!

Good Bye size 12-14

Well, I have been hungry like crazy. I can not seem to keep enough snack food and my lunch food stocked for the day. When I am hungry, I am hungry!!! I eat dark meat chicken, pork chops, steaks, and ribs really well. Hamburger still grosses me out a bit. I am not much on tortillas, bread mainly the crust, and pastey stuff.
I do have some major gas! On my way to work Monday, I thought that I may have felt the baby but I think it was just gas. I swear that the fart bubble did not even go through to the anal.
I don't know how much weight I have gained for I do not have a scale in my house. But by the picture, I would say about 10+ lbs.
OK, so I am cheap. I had went shopping for maternity jeans, ok, they were expensive. I could not see me spending $44 for those kind of jeans. So, my friend had once told me about putting a rubber band through the button whole and then attaching it to the button. It worked perfectly!! I sure am stretching that band though. Those pants are a size 14.
My boobs are still huge. I am wearing a size 16W in shirts. I still have some room not much though. My tummy is not bigger than my chichis yet. I emphasize the word yet.

I know.....

I know that I had said that I would keep this updated every week. Well, I have been doing a terrible job of it. School has tired me out a bit at night. My legs and feet are so sore from standing all day that I just want to lay in my bed. I have also kept busy driving volleyball for some extra money. Plus the wedding. I have not been stressing out too much but am still in need of a cake and also addresses and the invites. I really wish I could just send out an evite, damn that would be so easy.

It's a.....................................................

Tune in next Wednesday for the answer!!!! LOL
Ok, I was supposed to have my doctor's appointment today but my doctor had an emergency surgery, so I go back Wednesday, August 23rd.
I am now 15 weeks.

Motels in Chanute, USA

After speaking to all of the motels in Chanute, I am going to let everyone choose which one they want to pass out in. It is your decision on the best price or what you are willing to pay.
The first one is the Holiday Park. I actually have a group rate but they could only reserve 25 rooms. We are actually going to stay here. It has a resturant and if you get there early enough on Friday night you can catch some kareoke. Double room is $55.75.
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Super 8: A great motel. I believe they have complimentary breakfast.
Double bed- $54.88
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Safari Inn- Nice small establishment, good price for passing out.
Double bed- $45.00
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Guest House Motor Inn- Good price if you can understand the person at the desk! A half a block from Mick and Joe's house.
Double bed-$39.95 single $29.95
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Tioga Suites- Downtown Chanute. This is the closest place to the reception. Pricey and rooms are small.
Double bed-$89 Single- $59
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Call soon!!!

Address' Needed

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The Boys

This is my pride and joy porn dog. He is posing in the centerfold position. Rafa is a full Hernandez dog. He loves to sleep and cuddle. Rafa will be 4 in January.
This is Gus' regular hang out. Him and Shadow bicker at each other all the time. Gus acts like he is the viejito, but he will be 3 in October.
Here is a picture of the newest black dog, his name is Shadow. Donnie got him of a corner. We don't know who the real father is...but he is a mix of lab and pit. He is very onery. As you can see, he loves the smell of his daddy's shoes. He will be 5 months in August.